Plot Twist: You actually get a valentine this year
Bigger Plot Twist: It's not your mom
BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF ALL TIME: it's your crush
BIGGEST PLOT TWIST EVER IN ETERNITY OF PLOT TWISTS: its not even a dream

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police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude

bowtiebighead:

I agree

bowtiebighead:

I agree

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